Arrrrrrrgh!

Another Message From the Pirates
Hey, all you rough, tough Navy Seals, the ones with the cool knives strapped to your legs and the mean looks on your camouflaged faces…We’re over here! Come and get us!….
Sorry, blog readers, but we were just taking time out to taunt the Seals. Pirates love that! We bet you are wondering why they haven’t blown us out of the water yet. Same reason they haven’t found the 6’3 inch bearded guy in that cave that most of us have already found on Google Earth. What are you waiting for Seals, another Surge? Want us to call your General Petraeus for you? In the meantime, please send us two million in small notes and a dozen cheeseburgers and you can have your captain--and some of your dignity--back.