Wednesday, April 08, 2009

"Positively My Final Offer"

Expect President Obama’s negotiations with the mullahs over nuclear weapons to become intense. “Iranians have been selling carpets for a long time,” the Venerable Grouch points out, “and now they are facing the world’s largest car salesman.”

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

And which, do you suppose, gets better mileage? The Hummer or the flying carpet?

-R. Fleischmann
Middle Yeast Expert

VG said...

It wasn’t a big deal, though any cosmopolitan knows Austrians speak German. And it wasn’t a big deal when George Bush referred to a crusade against Saddam Hussein. But why is one an understandable slip and the other the mark of a man unfit to be President of the United States by education, intelligence, temperament, sensibility and the natural law of the universe?
--Venerable Grouch