The San Francisco Treat

For over a year now Fat Bastard has had this kind of creepy, semi-stalker thing going on with Kimberly Guilfoyle, the ex-wife of the San Francisco mayor (Gavin somebody) who just announced he wants to run for governor of California. Says the Fat Man: "Before her ex tells us where he stands on such important matters as gay marriage and bathrooms for the transgendered, can he simply explain why he divorced this babe of all babes? Enquiring minds demand an answer!"
(Ed: What is he, insane?)