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Announcement From The Pirates
As of now, we have taken over this blog. Before we return it to its rightful owners, we have several demands:
1. No more pirate jokes. Especially ones like, “What kind of socks do pirates wear? ARRRRRGyles.” Not funny.
2. Send us a full team of Women’s Beach Volleyball players. We prefer the Brazil babes to those lighter-skinned Nordic types.
3. Parrots.
4. Get us the hell out of Somalia. Can you imagine having millions of dollars of ransom money and having to live in a hovel in Mogadishu? We’re thinking: condo in Boca.
5. Okay, there's one pirate joke we like: "What did the pirate say to the blonde? Prepare to be boarded."