Time To Be Terrified (Again)

Fat Bastard writes: "Let’s see, just when everything seemed to be going pretty well in my world (aside from the fact that my 401K has tanked, I’ve been fired and my in-laws are visiting for the weekend), comes news that I have to be afraid of a new strain of Mexican swine flu, or something, that is allegedly due to cross the border, probably via Tijuana, and head up my way pronto...then kill me. Having already been terrified by killer bees, the Y2K fiasco, terrorists' suitcase nukes, bird flu, WMDs, Sean Hannity and countless other scares that never materialized, I am going to sit this one out. Besides, I’ve already ordered a few pounds of pickled pork sausage from Nuevo Laredo for the in-laws."