Unjolly Rogers

This Old Grouch is thrilled to report that not only has our blog been returned to us after being commandeered by the Somali pirates but the said pirates have been dispatched by the Navy Seals they so wantonly made fun of in the post below. We can also reveal that the Navy Seals decided to act after perusing This Old Grouch and reading how they were being taunted by the pirates. (We've also been advised: In lieu of flowers please send donations to "Pirates Are Us" c/o this website.)